My name is pronounced “cow,” but I am smaller and smarter. I am a female Maine Coon, and because of my natural beauty and superior intellect, I am the target of my human’s camera, all too often.

I appreciate that other humans find me cute, or adorable, but I prefer “regal.” What an insult when they call me silly…

I like people food (especially pizza), but I will accept even the most pathetic of offerings. Thankfully that guy I live with is generous with treats (I prefer Greenies, so if you visit, bring some).

Since I ended up with that guy, it’s been my job to keep him on point, in order that the #1 priority is dealt with…and that is ME.

I hope you enjoy your visit here, and do come back often for more top-shelf opinions from me, and whatever nonsense he wants to write about…

Now, donate here to Kao’s treat fund to keep her happy (please help keep her from unleashing those murder mittens on my woodwork!)