This was supposed to be MY blog, with my essays, reviews and commentaries…but needless to say, Kao has taken things over. Are the views and opinions expressed in this blog mine…or hers?
It is entirely a matter for you.

Kao’s Corner

Greetings, Humans

I’m Kao

Feed me.

Ok fine, I’ll introduce myself

My name is pronounced “cow,” but I am smaller and smarter. I am a female Maine Coon, and because of my natural beauty and superior intellect, I am the target of my human’s camera, all too often.

I appreciate that other humans find me cute, or adorable, but I prefer “regal.” What an insult when they call me silly…

I like people food (especially pizza), but I will accept even the most pathetic of offerings. Thankfully that guy I live with is generous with treats (I prefer Greenies, so if you visit, bring some).

Since I ended up with that guy, it’s been my job to keep him on point, in order that the #1 priority is dealt with…and that is ME.

I hope you enjoy your visit here, and do come back often for more top-shelf opinions from me, and whatever nonsense he wants to write about…

Now, donate here to Kao’s treat fund to keep her happy (please help keep her from unleashing those murder mittens on my woodwork!)

Blog Posts

My Response to a LinkedIn Post…
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My Response to a LinkedIn Post…

The human had a mild setback on Saturday, when his faithful chariot threw a shoe on the highway somewhere. I understand it will in due course be repaired, but until then, he’s home a lot more than usual. Anyway, do indulge yourself in a recent social media back and forth that, happily, did not turn into a pissing contest, or like the hissing, spitting and snarling that I engaged with amongst former denizen of my domain.

I am Kao. I have spoken.

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More Updates, and Approaching Autumn Age…
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More Updates, and Approaching Autumn Age…

Once again, the human has decided to grace you with his prose, and likely to be more interesting to you than I. The things I must deal with.

At least in recent days, he is going much better, and is back on form. He’s done well to remind himself of my need for treats.

His Ko-Fi page on here is, as you know, meant to keep ME in those things, so do know if you support that, it’s a most worthy cause. I thank you in advance…

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Health Update, Writing, and Emerging from the Studio…
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Health Update, Writing, and Emerging from the Studio…

There are times when the human is able to reflect upon past happenings, learn from these, and consider more thoughtful and mindful options for a bright future…

…this is NOT one of them.

Prepare for more elucidations from the dispenser of my meals and treats…at least he bought in bulk for me…

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Surgery, Removals, Visions and Additions
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Surgery, Removals, Visions and Additions

I have had to keep a close watch on the human in recent days. His ramblings in this blog will give you a semblence of an idea of what I have had to put up with the past few days.

His health is of concern, and I’ve been standing by to ensure he gets his ass out of bed sometime along, and also to move about.

And where is my thanks for the offering I left in the living room floor?

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Updates, Writings, Possibilities…
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Updates, Writings, Possibilities…

The human is once again in a form of recovery after whatever they allegedly did last weekend…thankfully a visit from the Pizza Guy was in order, or I would have left more than that mouse in the middle of the living room floor…carry on.

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Buy me a coffee… with KoFi

A coffee, or even just a tip to support my work (and making sure Kao stays stocked with treats.) Thank you!