My name is pronounced “cow,” but I am smaller and smarter. I am a female Maine Coon, and because of my natural beauty and superior intellect, I am the target of my human’s camera, all too often.

I appreciate that other humans find me cute, or adorable, but I prefer “regal.” What an insult when they call me silly…

I like people food (especially pizza), but I will accept even the most pathetic of offerings. Thankfully that guy I live with is generous with treats (I prefer Greenies, so if you visit, bring some).

Since I ended up with that guy, it’s been my job to keep him on point, in order that the #1 priority is dealt with…and that is ME.

I hope you enjoy your visit here, and do come back often for more top-shelf opinions from me, and whatever nonsense he wants to write about…